You may have missed this story over the weekend, because it’s not news and it’s entirely stupid, but Joe Biden found TWO quarters on the sidewalk.  Not ONE quarter, like some schmuck, but TWO whole quarters.  Will he do his laundry, or play two games of pac man?

Here’s an actual news story about this happening.

Joe Biden Finding 2 Quarters is as powerful to me as watching every movie Frank Capra ever made pic.twitter.com/AZYwE7lI0C

— Connor Ratliff (@connorratliff) October 22, 2016

Caption this picture! What is going through Lunchbucket Joe’s head in this shot? What will he do with these newfound quarters? FIFTY WHOLE CENTS!